Showing posts with label Sports Commentary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports Commentary. Show all posts

Monday, June 6, 2016

A Requiem for "The Land"

Friends,

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to a once proud organization whose hopes and dreams for their first ever NBA Championship were taken far too soon.  Taken, by 2 acts of savagery so ghastly we can scarcely repeat their names.

Game 1....give me a moment....let me compose myself....so inhumane...


What the hell just happened? (Photo: RollingsStone.com)



and the even more vile...Game 2.



  
Pretty much...(Photo: Getty Images)
But they're still alive...


No, good fellow, what you are experiencing is phantom fandom.  It is a common affliction for people who have recently lost their favorite teams.  You believe there is hope and that there are still meaningful games to be played. Many people who have lost limbs experience this.  Fear not, There are many other pursuits you may enjoy to comfort you in this time of sorrow.


Bruh, Games 3 and 4 are this week. In Cleveland.

I did say "meaningful" in the above response, yes?  Just making sure.  Do not worry, we are here for you to help you past this difficult time.  Use these "games" as an opportunity to reflect on the lives of these brave young men who so heroically sacrificed themselves upon the altar of the Golden State. Many others have come before you who may be able to guide your through the process.  Mourners from Houston, Oklahoma, and, Portland would be good places to start.


Funny, but you're wrong, the Cavs are coming home and we're going to hold serve at the Q!

Tragedy often strikes when we least expect it so I can understand the denial and anger.  However, I'd like to point out that I've already been wrong.  I bet on the Cavaliers to win.  Fool me once...





Saturday, November 14, 2015

Je Suis un Parisien Aujourd'hui



I am a Parisian today.  Yesterday as I was leaving work, headed for a well deserved dinner with my family after a long week I glanced a headline flashing across my Bloomberg.

18 DEAD AFTER EXPLOSION IN PARIS.

I admit, I immediately thought "Islamic terrorism," then chided myself for jumping to conclusions.

You don't know its Muslim terrorists
There have been plenty of Christian terrorists too.
Let's wait for all the details to come out before drawing conclusions.

I tried listening to XM Fantasy Sports to take my mind off it, trying to heed the advice of family and friends that I'm taking on too much stress by worrying about things I can't control.  I was enjoying hearing that my best player, Steelers RB DeAngelo Williams practiced and was probable to play on Sunday.  The Browns are a pretty weak run defense and the host continued to impress upon us how imperative it was to get him in our lineups until he was handed a different piece of news to read on air.  The death toll had risen to 26.  I checked the dial to make sure I was on the right station.  Because the attacks took place near a stadium where the French and Germans were playing an international soccer friendly it, was now a sports story too.  It'd be so "first world" to complain about news events interrupting my sports but in this case it impressed upon me just how widespread this attack was.  The President of France, Francois Hollande was attending the game and had to be evacuated to a safe location.  The sports world, the one place many of us use to escape for a few hours a day had now been touched, no, infected by this cowardly attack.  Again, I tried to put it out of my mind as I got home and prepared to go to dinner.  I couldn't let this ruin the evening.  Unfortunately, I couldn't resist turning on CNN before we left.

60 DEAD IN MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS IN PARIS

I was now getting angry because I realized this day was starting to feel sickeningly familiar.  The confusion, the body count, the inconceivable savagery, and the cowardice of attacking unsuspecting civilians in multiple locations.  Anyone who's reading this who lived in Washington, D.C. or the New York/New Jersey area 14 years ago knows exactly what I'm referring to.  I enjoyed dinner the best I could but the phone updates from the AP, CNN, and even theScore were relentless.  To resist the urge to keep checking, I put it in my coat so I couldn't feel it vibrate.  When we finally left, I pulled it out to check the time and on my lock screen was update after morbid update.

Team Stream
Breaking: Authorities Confirm 3 killed Outside Stadium during France-Germany Game...
AP
French President says he will declare state of emergency and close borders
AP
French police confirm 2 suicide attacks 1 bombing near Paris stadium
AP
Automatic gunfire heard from outside Paris concert hall.
CNN
French security forces are storming the Barclan theater
AP
At least 100 people killed inside Paris concert hall...

I truncated them for my sanity but my local ABC affiliate, Bleacher Report, and theScore all drove the point home that this attack was so savage, so brutal, and so disgusting that there was no escaping it.

Train bombings in Madrid, the bombing of a Bali nightclub, the 7/7 London train bombings, yesterdays savagery in Paris, and countless other attacks keep driving the point home that sometimes, the propaganda is right.  ISIS has proven themselves to be savage, bloodthirsty, heartless, sadistic murderers with no regard for any human life that doesn't abide by their twisted version of Islam.  Some make the argument that they're representative of true Islam, a claim I vehemently reject as much as I reject the claim that the Klu Klux Klan, anti-abortion extremists, or the IRA are representative of "true" Christianity.  I have seen good works and know too many good people to count them among the monsters coming from Syria.  ISIS and their allies need to be put down and the ideology that spawned them needs to be dealt with.  The former clearly needs to be accomplished militarily and economically.  The latter needs to be accomplished through a Marshall Plan-like initiative that would help move these countries out of the lawlessness and poverty they've been mired in and pull them into the 21st century.  Give their young people something to look forward to besides "killing apostates" or living in fear of a dictatorial government  or the bloody cycle will continue for another millennium.  We spent a decade hunting down and finally killing Osama Bin Laden, only for a man even more savage, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to take his place.  What will we unleash on the world if we continue pursing a purely militaristic solution?

I stand with Paris and the nation of France today not just in spirit but in shared experience.  We know what its like to have your security, comfort, and sense of well being violated by people who don't even know you but have been bred to hate you with every fiber of their being.  The world, like 14 years ago, will be bent on blood lust and revenge.  I know that everyone will be trying to use this tragedy to further their own agenda.  Some already have.  But its important to remember that what IS has done in France repeats the same mistake Al-Qaeda made on 9/11.  Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda found out that their greatest achievement was also the first domino that led to the decimation of their murderous organization and the death of their leader.   For all the differences our countries have at the negotiating table, disgust at the mass murder of innocents is the one thing on which we all agree.  It will not stand unchallenged and will not go unpunished.  There is an old saying that warns that you should be careful what you wish for.  I believe IS is about to find out exactly what that means.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

UFC 190: Beautiful Monster

Ronda Rousey is redefining how to be a star athlete. In a sport so brutal, vicious, and bloody, the fact that a woman is headlining pay-per-views as the UFC's biggest star is nothing short of amazing. She is obliterating her opponents, silencing critics, and doing it all without sacrificing her femininity. Gina Carano, MMA's previous "it" girl, faced mostly substandard competition in the now defunct Strikeforce promotion and was driven from the sport after being brutally beaten by Cris "Cyborg" Justino in 2009. No one in the history of combat sports has finished fights as quickly and consistently on this big a stage and has looked as fabulous doing it. Mike Tyson, I hear, is a big fan.
Photo: Josh Hedges/Zuffa LLC/Getty Images 
 She has captured that rare combination of beauty and talent that only a select few female athletes approach. Her closest analogue in the modern era is Serena Williams, a woman who own dominance has similarly pushed her to the top of her traditionally male dominated sport. Granted, Rousey doesn't have to deal with many of the racially motivated criticisms that Serena does but she has legitimately earned her spot among the UFC's and the sportsworld's elite.
Left to Right: Shafir, Rousey, Duke, Baszler Photo via mixedmartialarts.com

Her latest victim, Bethe Correia was undefeated before Saturday's bout, scoring decisive wins over 2 members of  Rousey's unofficial "4 Horsewomen" clique, Jessamyn Duke and Shayna Bazsler.  Correia wanted to make the fight personal, perhaps in an attempt to throw the champion off her game. By flashing the famous "4"  and lowering one finger after each victory, she clearly wanted to send a message.  Correia even crossed the line by commenting on Rousey's history with drug abuse and making light of her father's suicide. The message was received and judging by how quickly their fight ended, we can add "play mind games" to the list of things not to do if you want to beat her.


Cris "Cyborg" Justino  Photo: Esther Lin
The truly amazing part of all this is that she has managed to do this without falling into the pitfalls that many star athletes struggle to avoid. She has not been in trouble with the law, and though she has admitted past drug use, she has been sober for over 5 years.  She seems at ease in front of the camera, showing no fear of the spotlight. She routinely says exactly what's on her mind, most recently calling out boxing's pound for pound king, Floyd Mayweather on his domestic violence issues. The only thing that can seemingly stop Ronda at this point is Ronda. Even she has wondered if she can physically keep up the pace at which she takes fights. She has admitted that she may burn herself out as she did when she competed in judo. So far, however, she has shown no signs of slowing down.  Her next fight will almost certainly be a 2nd rematch with Meisha Tate, who Rousey has already beaten twice by armbar submission.  At best Tate is a place holder while the much anticipated superfight with Invicta Women's Featheweight Champion Cris "Cyborg" Justino is worked on. 

Despite fears that the UFC will run out of quality opponents for her to face, her legend continues to grow.  Previously unknown female fighters from every corner of the sport will look to boost their visibility by challenging Rousey and her story has crossed into the mainstream.  My wife, who doesn't follow MMA at all not only knows who Ronda Rousey is but when she's fighting next.  She's a joy to watch and her journey has our attention whether you're a fight fan or not.  Women like this aren't common.  Athletes like this aren't common.  She's in her prime, at the top of her sport, and that doesn't seem likely to change anytime soon.  Fight like a girl, Ronda.  

Sunday, May 24, 2015

UFC187: Champions Play It Slow and Safe

Chris Weidmann and Daniel Cormier are boring. The UFC 187s  main events produced a much lower quality of fights than fans of the Middle and Light Heavyweight divisions are used to.  The losses of Anderson Silva and Jon Jones as kings of their domains have hurt UFCs entertainment value.  The damage has never been more evident than in the two main events of UFC 187 where both Chris Weidmann and Daniel Cormier though victorious left the fans feeling a bit short changed in terms of excitement.  Granted, the disappointment wasn't on the level of "Fight of the Century" of which 32 lawsuits are still pending but I was left longing for the days of the spectacular knockouts of Anderson Silva and the sharp elbows and knees of Bones Jones.  Chris Weidmann is a large man for his weight class he has almost the same physical characteristics as Anderson Silva. The difference is while Silva wielded his size like a scalpel Weidmann uses his like Thor's hammer.  The UFC middleweight champion withstood an early barrage by Vitor Belfort, sustaining a cut above his eye.  The champion, however, managed to gather himself, take Belfort down, and mount him while he pummeled him into a referee stoppage. It was simple, brutal, and effective but it wasn't very entertaining.  It is clear that the Brazilian veteran without his TRT supplements is succumbing to the ravages of time much like the previous middleweight champion. It may not seem fair, to compare Weidmann to a ring legend like Silva, but Weidemann touts those controversial wins over Silva as proof of his ability.  While there is no doubting that his style is clearly effective, it doesn't feel like you're watching the world's best middleweight. Maybe I've been spoiled by years of seeing Anderson Silva's brilliance in the octagon but the contrast between the two styles leaves me feeling hollow and wishing for a more skilled fighter to take his belt.  He implored the crowd, post fight, to "stop doubting" him.  Maybe they wouldn't if Chris had a win over an elite fighter under the age of 38.
Weidman (l) Belfort (r) Photo: MMAjunkie.com







































































































































Ironically, the light heavyweight championship match was no different. Rumble Johnson showcased a flurry of heavy kicks and punches that almost knocked Cormier senseless in the early rounds.  As the fight went on, however, Cormier's stamina proved to be the difference.  The eventual champion was able to display the Olympic level wrestling skills Jon Jones didn't allow him to.   He controlled the fight from the early 2nd Round and finally put Rumble out of his misery in the 3rd, by rear naked choke.  While this was more entertaining than the middleweight fight (DC was knocked down more than once by Johnson's strikes), it suffered from the same lack of showmanship routinely showcased by the previous champion. Cormier is the Mayweather of the UFC in regards to his style being boring but highly effective.  As if to drive home the point, Cormier even called out Jon Jones, just minutes after winning his championship.

  
"Jon Jones, get your shit together" Photo (AP/John Locher)

These new champions may have intended to cement their legitimacy with the fans, but in my opinion they did exactly the opposite.   All they did was remind the fans of who was missing.  Most people don't like change, especially when that change is inferior to the previous product. Both Cormier and Widemann  have a long way to go to gain credibility with the UFCs casual fans.  Tonight, they came off sounding more like insecure men begging the crowd to believe in their greatness.  That, may prove to be a tall order.  Most fans believe Silva and Jones have no one to blame but themselves for losing their belts.  Including me.